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1. You know you’re getting old when you and your teeth don't sleep together!
2. You know you’re getting old when “getting a little action" means you don't need to take a laxative!
3. Q: Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?
A: Because it was a marble cake!
4. Q: Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?
A: In a cat-alogue!
5. Q: What is a meaning of a true friend?
A: Someone who remembers your birthday but not your age!
6. Q. What was the average age of a cave man?
A. Stone Age!
7. Q. What did the bald man say when he got a comb for his birthday?
A. Thanks. I'll never part with it!
8. Q: Did you hear about the tree's birthday?
A: It was a sappy one!
9. Q: What do you give a 900 pound gorilla for his birthday?
A: I don't know, but you'd better hope he likes it!
10. Q: Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?
A: Because people kept toasting him!
|Sheri Ann Richerson|